Biff Henderson says:

Weeping Willows.

kayczesucksatlife. says:

and who is this?

My name is Ed.

Biff Henderson says:

What is your name?

Biff Henderson says:

I like your profile picture. You're very pretty.

kayczesucksatlife. says:

you added me, i assumed you knew me

Biff Henderson says:

I'd like to know you.

Biff Henderson says:

....... okay, sorry, this is boring

Biff Henderson says:

hi kayce

kayczesucksatlife. says:

gonna tell me who you are now?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

Biff Henderson says:

give ya 3 guesses. you won't get it right

kayczesucksatlife. says:

no i dont like this game!

Biff Henderson says:

tough luck

kayczesucksatlife. says:

boo!

Biff Henderson says:

guess already, geez

kayczesucksatlife. says:

NO GUESSING

kayczesucksatlife. says:

im assuming you saw me post my name on that bloggie

Biff Henderson says:

i don't know what that means

Biff Henderson says:

i'm bored of this too

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ahhhhhhhhhh

kayczesucksatlife. says:

STOP BORING YOURSELF AND/OR ME

kayczesucksatlife. says:

waah

Biff Henderson says:

i DO like your display picture though. i wasn't lying about that

kayczesucksatlife. says:

mmmm

kayczesucksatlife. says:

you going to tell me who you are before i go to bed?

Biff Henderson says:

that depends on when you go to bed

kayczesucksatlife. says:

soonish

kayczesucksatlife. says:

nowish

Biff Henderson says:

so, when is the last time you ate pie?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

hatehatehate

kayczesucksatlife. says:

pie?

Biff Henderson says:

yah. i thought you said something a few months ago about it

kayczesucksatlife. says:

o rly?

Biff Henderson says:

is that "oily" misspelled?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

is that "tell me who you are" misspelled?

Biff Henderson says:

i told you. 3 guesses

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i dont do guesses

Biff Henderson says:

then don't guess, get it right

kayczesucksatlife. says:

does your name start with a k?

Biff Henderson says:

close but no ciggar

Biff Henderson says:

i thought you didn't guess

kayczesucksatlife. says:

cigar

Biff Henderson says:

so now you're a dictoinary

kayczesucksatlife. says:

dictionary

Biff Henderson says:

oh shut up

Biff Henderson says:

kayczesucksatlife. says:

*oh shut the fuck up

kayczesucksatlife. says:

tell me who you are!

Biff Henderson says:

should i count the k as a guess? 2 left

kayczesucksatlife. says:

sure why the hell not

kayczesucksatlife. says:

are you a boy or girl (just count that as a guess)

Biff Henderson says:

girl

Biff Henderson says:

why am i giving you clues?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ahaha

kayczesucksatlife. says:

why are you?

Biff Henderson says:

slip up

Biff Henderson says:

it won't happen again

kayczesucksatlife. says:

last question what time is it where you are

kayczesucksatlife. says:

YES IT WILL

kayczesucksatlife. says:

WHAT TIME IS IT

Biff Henderson says:

it is .... wait, i'm not falling for that

kayczesucksatlife. says:

falling for what?

Biff Henderson says:

what time do you want it to be, darling

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i want it to be what time it is where you are

kayczesucksatlife. says:

which would be?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

YOU CALLED ME DARLING

Biff Henderson says:

i don't like the way you're blowing your guesses on questions

Biff Henderson says:

so i'm not going to count them

Biff Henderson says:

2 more

Biff Henderson says:

kayczesucksatlife. says:

what else would you like me to blow... oh oops

kayczesucksatlife. says:

WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE YOU ARE

kayczesucksatlife. says:

do i have to go to the basement for being mean?

Biff Henderson says:

my cousin is in the basement right now, in town for the weekend, i wouldn't go down there if i were you

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ok so you arent littlem

kayczesucksatlife. says:

hmmm

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i thought i already had chelly on my contact list, so i dont htink its her

Biff Henderson says:

getting colder

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i dontttt like this game anymore

Biff Henderson says:

would you rather play red light green light?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

sure where am i running to

kayczesucksatlife. says:

im going to bed

Biff Henderson says:

you're running to a right guess

kayczesucksatlife. says:

cause its 3:15

kayczesucksatlife. says:

im running to the ocean?

Biff Henderson says:

ouch, it's late there

kayczesucksatlife. says:

what time is itttt where you are

Biff Henderson says:

any time you want, honey

kayczesucksatlife. says:

honey, darling

kayczesucksatlife. says:

GAHHH

Biff Henderson says:

don't get upset, baby

kayczesucksatlife. says:

are you...

kayczesucksatlife. says:

BIFF HENDERSON?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

eeheh

Biff Henderson says:

BATTABING BATTABOOM

Biff Henderson says:

kayczesucksatlife. says:

DAMN

kayczesucksatlife. says:

SO CLOSE

Biff Henderson says:

nah

Biff Henderson says:

pretty far

Biff Henderson says:

but if it makes you feel better

kayczesucksatlife. says:

are you in the us?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

no dont try to make me feel better jerko!

Biff Henderson says:

these are guesses, not questions

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i know

kayczesucksatlife. says:

im trying to make my guesses more educated

Biff Henderson says:

i'm from "us" if that means "you and me", sweety

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ahhhh thats too cheesy

Biff Henderson says:

cheesy like swiss, becuase i like your holes, baby doll

kayczesucksatlife. says:

is this a chinese cow?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ahahaha good one

Biff Henderson says:

you still have a guess left, i think

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ARE YOU MY MOM?

Biff Henderson says:

you can call me whatever you like, sugar

kayczesucksatlife. says:

good, that would mean she was spying on my blogs again

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ok 3 guesses are up

Biff Henderson says:

wow. way to fail.

kayczesucksatlife. says:

thats what i aim for

kayczesucksatlife. says:

complete and utter failure

kayczesucksatlife. says:

WHATS MY PRIZEa

Biff Henderson says:

a one-way trip to 1 more pitty guess

kayczesucksatlife. says:

woo

kayczesucksatlife. says:

well since you arent going to tell me who you are

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i guess ill just go to bed then

Biff Henderson says:

boring

kayczesucksatlife. says:

no you are

kayczesucksatlife. says:

for not telling me who you are

kayczesucksatlife. says:

plus my roommates being a twat and is bitching at me

Biff Henderson says:

that would spoil the fun, dear

kayczesucksatlife. says:

so i have to go before she is even more passive aggressive

kayczesucksatlife. says:

TELLME

kayczesucksatlife. says:

if you dont im just going to name you something

kayczesucksatlife. says:

like thundercunt

Biff Henderson says:

well it does get wet down there when i think of you

kayczesucksatlife. says:

or something

kayczesucksatlife. says:

you wouldnt liek that know would you?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ZING

kayczesucksatlife. says:

do you VOMIT when you think of me?

Biff Henderson says:

a little. in my mouth. but that's the way i like it.

kayczesucksatlife. says:

dom?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

he would vomit everywhere

Biff Henderson says:

i would not!

Biff Henderson says:

i mean

Biff Henderson says:

HE would not

kayczesucksatlife. says:

YOU SAID YOU WERE A GIRL

Biff Henderson says:

i am

Biff Henderson says:

...

kayczesucksatlife. says:

you have a vagina>

kayczesucksatlife. says:

EH?

Biff Henderson says:

i keep it under my bed

kayczesucksatlife. says:

or do you keep it IN your bed

kayczesucksatlife. says:

so you can f..

kayczesucksatlife. says:

no, forget it

kayczesucksatlife. says:

you are thundercunt

kayczesucksatlife. says:

thats your name

Biff Henderson says:

you do make my nether regions STORMY

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ZING

kayczesucksatlife. says:

actually

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i retract that zing

kayczesucksatlife. says:

that one wasnt as good

kayczesucksatlife. says:

so hows the west coast?

Biff Henderson says:

far away from you

kayczesucksatlife. says:

as it should be

Biff Henderson says:

you actually think i'm dom

Biff Henderson says:

fool

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i dont care if you are or not

kayczesucksatlife. says:

you are thunder cunt

kayczesucksatlife. says:

Biff Henderson says:

i'll turn that frown upside down, honey bear

kayczesucksatlife. says:

honey bear

kayczesucksatlife. says:

im leaving

kayczesucksatlife. says:

on a jetplane

kayczesucksatlife. says:

dont know when ill be back again

kayczesucksatlife. says:

BYE SPLATTERSNATCH

Biff Henderson says:

sounds messy

Biff Henderson says:

again how i like it

kayczesucksatlife. says:

Biff Henderson says:

what? it's not my fault if you don't keep it neat down there

Biff Henderson says:

splatte sounds a bit extreme

Biff Henderson says:

but if that's how you roll

kayczesucksatlife. says:

Biff Henderson says:

don't cry, sugar lips. i'd rather make you wet somewhere else

kayczesucksatlife. says:

...

kayczesucksatlife. says:

any last words, or names, or confessions of who you are, to say before i leave?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

and probably delete you from my contact list?

Biff Henderson says:

you wouldn't do that to your old friend

kayczesucksatlife. says:

BELETED

kayczesucksatlife. says:

how would i know you are an old friend?

Biff Henderson says:

would i lie to you?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

who are you to lie to me?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i mean

kayczesucksatlife. says:

WHOAREYOU

Biff Henderson says:

your best nightmare

kayczesucksatlife. says:

who is?

Biff Henderson says:

we are

kayczesucksatlife. says:

who are

Biff Henderson says:

guess it right already!

Biff Henderson says:

you suck worse than your mom

kayczesucksatlife. says:

give me a hint

Biff Henderson says:

actually, she sucks pretty well

kayczesucksatlife. says:

OH SNAPZ

kayczesucksatlife. says:

hints

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i belete you

kayczesucksatlife. says:

are you shorter than me?

Biff Henderson says:

its been a while since i've stood next to you

Biff Henderson says:

have you grown?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

that rules out al lthe asians on threadless

kayczesucksatlife. says:

hmmmm

kayczesucksatlife. says:

IWUIT

kayczesucksatlife. says:

QUIT

kayczesucksatlife. says:

your name is just going to be ed

Biff Henderson says:

come full circle

kayczesucksatlife. says:

why would you want your name to be biff henderson

kayczesucksatlife. says:

GOSH

Biff Henderson says:

i think the man is attractive

Biff Henderson says:

so sue me

kayczesucksatlife. says:

he was born in NC!@

kayczesucksatlife. says:

holy cra

kayczesucksatlife. says:

crap

Biff Henderson says:

crap, now i have to hate him. right?

kayczesucksatlife. says:

MWAHAHAH

kayczesucksatlife. says:

wait

kayczesucksatlife. says:

do you habve me

kayczesucksatlife. says:

oops cant get the keys to match with the fingers

kayczesucksatlife. says:

hate me

kayczesucksatlife. says:

seriously

kayczesucksatlife. says:

bye forever.

Biff Henderson says:

i hate to love you. love you tender

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ok then

kayczesucksatlife. says:

bye forever

kayczesucksatlife. says:

annnnd ever

kayczesucksatlife. says:

nd ever

kayczesucksatlife. says:

and ever

Biff Henderson says:

you'll be coming back for more

kayczesucksatlife. says:

and ever

kayczesucksatlife. says:

and ever

kayczesucksatlife. says:

and ever

kayczesucksatlife. says:

im blocking youz

Biff Henderson says:

tough luck living without all THIS

kayczesucksatlife. says:

i dont know who THIS is

kayczesucksatlife. says:

so i wouldnt know what im missing

kayczesucksatlife. says:

so it wouldnt really matter

kayczesucksatlife. says:

now would it

Biff Henderson says:

will that smart lip of yours keep you warm at night?

Biff Henderson says:

well neither will THIS

kayczesucksatlife. says:

im warm anyway

kayczesucksatlife. says:

Biff Henderson says:

damn. why don't you live somewhere colder

Biff Henderson says:

move and then re-read my comments

kayczesucksatlife. says:

ahahaha

kayczesucksatlife. says:

bye stranger

Biff Henderson says:

bye, sugar pie